Peppa Pig is a firm favourite in our house, but could now be on the list of proscribed viewing for Gordon Brown's children. The cheeky cartoon character, who charms kids and big kids
alike in 180 countries, likes nothing better than jumping in muddy puddles and
she certainly muddies the water for Labour this week when her appearance at the
launch of the party’s family manifesto is cancelled at short notice.
While it was a minor irritant for
Labour, and good copy for the papers (according to the Daily Telegraph she didn’t attend because ‘she is unquestionably
from a long line of well-bred, well-fed Conservatives’), it is nothing compared
to the storm to come. As gaffes go, Gordon Brown’s foot in mouth incident when
referring to Gillian Duffy is as public as they come. Whether you view it as a
‘game changer’ or not, hearing the prime minister label a lifelong supporter of
his own party a bigot is unedifying and Mr Brown rightly apologised promptly.
The week starts brightly for the
prime minister, who earns himself two standing
ovations from delegates at the Royal College of Nursing congress in
Bournemouth on Monday (26 April). He pays tribute to nurses and their ‘amazing
works of care and mercy’ and pledges to protect NHS pensions.
The speech coincides with the launch
of Labour’s health manifesto, which reiterates many of the themes the party has
already laid out. However, interestingly it pledges capital spending would be
‘refocused’ on primary and community care, while GPs would take on care
management responsibilities, designing and purchasing packages of care that meet patients’ needs. Does the latter hint at
some form of practice-based commissioning/ payment by results hybrid?
On Tuesday (27 April) it is Liberal
Democrat leader Nick Clegg’s turn to go see nurse. On his way to three standing
ovations, he tells the RCN Congress that a Lib Dem government would give
frontline staff control over their ward or unit budgets. He pledges to save
money by capping chief executives’ pay,
rather than that of nurses, and target small pay rises (of up to £400 per
person) at the lowest-paid staff.
Presumably when David Cameron
clocks that his speaker’s ticket is allocating him third billing, he decides to
send shadow health Andrew Lansley instead. RCN general secretary and chief
executive Peter Carter says it was ‘no way a slur on nurses’ that Mr Cameron
(who addressed the Congress the previous year) is the only one of the three
main parties’ leaders not to turn up. Yet he still manages to sound like a man
who bought an Elvis in Vegas DVD from
the market only to find it is actually a dodgy impersonator in Blackpool
puffing his way through The wonder of you.
Mr Lansley receives no standing
ovation, though he does score points when he talks of reducing bureaucracy and giving nurses greater responsibility. And
the nurses welcome his pledge to introduce a one-year preceptorship for all
nursing graduates to end the ‘outrageous’ situation where some qualified nurses
fail to get a job.
The centre point of the week is
again the leaders’ debate on Thursday (29), which focuses on the economy. And
for all the talk of new politics over the past few weeks, this one has some
very ‘old politics’ messages.
This is particularly true of the
clashes between Mr Cameron and Mr Brown over when and how to begin to recover
the deficit. The Tory and Labour leaders’ contrasting economic doctrines are laid bare as Mr Cameron essentially calls
for a roll-back of the state – cut now, put more money in people’s pockets and
hope they spend it to revive the economy – and Mr Brown’s stateism – prop up
public services, keep people employed and hope this allows the wider economy
some time to recover before you go after the big efficiency savings.
The NHS is mentioned twice, both
times in answer to the first question – can you be honest about spending cuts?
(Presumably this is a reference to Bank of England governor Mervyn King’s reported claim that the
cuts that will have to be inflicted by the next government will leave such
scars that the party would be unelectable for a generation).
Mr Brown says there will be cuts in
departments other than the NHS and commits to maintaining frontline services.
He attacks the Conservative policy of finding £6bn in efficiency savings this
year. Mr Cameron says the £6bn represents £1 in every £100 the government
spends – quickly relating those cuts to preventing the 7% pay rise received by
senior NHS managers in 2008/09.
So, less than a week to go and a Bank Holiday weekend beckons. We’re
taking the kids to see Peppa Pig on stage on Monday. No doubt she will rib
Daddy Pig about the size of his tummy and urge him to get some exercise.
Whatever her political allegiances, her health policy is firmly in favour of
illness prevention.